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The Hands on the Clock Of Jonathan Shaffer

What makes me tick? The psychoanalytical study of the cognitive processes of Jonathan Shaffer. 

Social Shifts in life:

Good shit about me? Do not know, do not care, I love to help people that are not total fuck ups, If you are a fuck up I will ignore you. If I am stuck with you, I will torment you and make your life a living hell. I like sweet tea, I, on rare occasions, i do exceptionally well on something. In order to do something well, I have to give a damn. 

Perhaps I am an extremely self conflicted individual, With no care, no hope for caring, or a helping hand. Doubtful, I'm Just realistic. All you fuckers in High School go to the middle of your campus, Take a look around, pick three random people from 3 different cliques, Sit them in a room together with you. Say goodbye to your close friends, Make new ones. These 3 people are your only way to maintain the ability to be social and not go crazy. You hate it, all the world is crashing down. Slowly though, they become people and then, Oh My God! What is this? They are friends, you rely on them, you call them if they miss a class to catch them up on missed material or announcements, You email, text, chat on facebook, have lunch, and even respect these people. Congrats you are realizing how fucked up High school is. Senior year gives you a flavor of the Humanity these people had, but You all have grown, It will get crazy and weird, but nice at the same time.

My religious views:

After extensive research in the field of religion, I have made many observations and hear me out please. 
1. The crazy bitch that tries to convert you, has something she feels bad for doing in her lifetime and is therefore, probably a whore.
2. Valeighauebha gbuab uhen jegjububa oowtuh jhagubeb bfiie vbeo lab.
3. This above statement could have been pasted in the bible and conspiracy theories on its true meaning would have been made over the last 2000+ years. Although I just typed random letters.
4. Most of the Monotheism's were created in areas with a lack of elements other than sand or deformed babies. 
5. Most of the Polytheism's have many elements around them ranging from rivers, grass, wind, mountains, snow, and other shit. Anreicus failed to climb the mountain because the frigid weather was caused by the Ice god.
6. Reincarnation began when Shareen got knocked up by Roulin and Muheatl. Both babies were deformed, so thus hinduism. Roulin killed Shareen because of the affair and three weeks later a snake bit Roulin in the dick. Eight days after Roulins death a bird flew into Muheatl's business place and took a large shit on all of his items. Coincidences lead to the belief that these were the returning forms. Coincidences from bad situations are usually caused by guilt. 

I choose to just not care about religion, I honestly do not care what happens to me when I die, I am more concerned about life. Thanks for the Offer of false reliance on a non physical spirit. No I am not atheist and no I am not after the rebellion from Mommy and Daddy

The Breaking down on my concerns:

I need a job, but this economy is SHIT. I need to go to sleep, but Mountain Dew will not let me. I need to get motivated in life, but college drains you so do not give me that shit. I honestly miss like two people, I still have awesome conversations with eric, He is probably my best friend, in my opinion at the moment, but I miss girls, There are a total of 3 at my school, all engaged or something. The something meaning... UGLY. LAME. Illiterate. Take a pick I do not care. MOST IMPORTANTLY the people that used to not bother me, Piss me the fuck off, Aka people with dreams that are somewhat dull in my opinion or just plain cheesy.

I write when i can not sleep

 Sitting, Sitting, Sitting... Laying down OHHHH!!!!!, What can people say, to those that do not interact, that has any social satisfaction.? I mean if you think about it, Those that don't interact are the ones that were quiet in high school, but in college they are the ones you trust. How do they go from "Quiet and scary" to "Trustworthy Companion." If that is true I am the exact opposite, Not one person trusts me in college because I was that smart guy that corrected the teacher and got along with every student, no matter what "clique" they were in. 

  Observations:

- Stuff that looks nice to the generation will look dull to the next.

- Stuff that looks nice to our grandchildren, looks nice to us.

- Stuff that looks nice to our children, Piss us the fuck off.

- 12/22/20012 sure has enough 2's. Did the mayans admire testicles?

- Midgets like to rock from left to right.

- SoBe can Fucking keep you awake, Do not drink that if you have a test. Thank god I don't

- I have not seen an attractive female since Christmas.. My school Sucks... Well actually... has a lack of sucking.

- Tax returns are good to give the irresponsible American a new item to sport when they have to pay late bills two months after receiving that check(ahem... New Tattoo)

- Anything with more and more common differences from a type, expose common similarities in the related type of object.(monkeys all look the same to humans)

  I can feel sleep coming over me but I would rather go Wind surfing. .

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Why did I do that? I don't know, perhaps this is one step closer to personal satisfaction in momentary personal knowledge. Just like any other person, I know who I am and what purpose I have attained at the moment, but what about in 20 days, weeks, months, or years? I may be dead.... who knows? Who cares? 80% of the people you know now, You will lose contact from within 9 to 15 years, be it by dead or life. It is a cycle. Wanna see something neat? My buddies from Daath released a new song, they rule!!!!!

if anyone needs a vent server let me know. I have one thats just bored, you will have admin rights.

Pshhh... college FTW.

   Today I awoke to the sound of my alarm telling me "Hey douchebag, You have a fucking math test today." Well not really, It was Montell Jordan's "This is how We do it." On a side note , i love that fucking song, makes me feel 7 years old again, with no worries and slightly more sane. So with my face half deep in a pillow and the sun glaring through to blind my right eye. I throw my right arm onto the snooze button. Yea.. 11:55 PM EST on a tuesday when my math test is at 1:00 PM. Wow, thats procrastination and laziness at its finest.

    My math test was pretty simple i feel like i got somewhere between an 88 and a 92, there were 2 of the equations that I could not make sense of, but an A is an A. God knows I need it, with all the shit that has been going on. 

Yea, i did it... shut up

   I am creating this blog as an attempt to allow people to see what makes me tick. The reason I get a lot of shit is mostly due to the fact that I, at times, can be a dick. I an a dick because i like to attack egotistical pissants. Honestly who has a super ego in a game? Thats like being a professional bag opener, or a senator(lol!). So, today I slept till 2pm in an attempt to be lazy... it worked but i have class at 6.. mmm Engineering graphics. 

    What am I in to now? Brain Droppings by the late George Carlin. 

    Why?  Well he is one of the greatest geniuses of our lifetime and everything he says is, for the           most part, True.

    I like to write, and explore the mind of the average human being. Believe it or not, humans are not all about porn. They like other things like... Food, TV, Drugs, and Children(some in different ways than others). I am also feeling more and more like a large percentage of the people on this MMO from hell that I am addicted to, Are weird ass anime critics or love to touch little boys.. again some people love children in different ways. 

Here is a rant of mine:

"Motivationally speaking of course, it is wrong to judge those that play music, but honestly, there are some things that just lack any talent, self preservation, or all together well defined musicianship. For example, chug-core, or anything considered "brutal." It is fine to have that stage, sure, hell I will admit to having one but it is just to feed the minds of the youth and encourage individualism. As for the whole vacuum cleaner to the dick thing and then proceeding to try to sing as feminine as hannah montana, I am sorry. Even the most estrogen filled man can not hit notes like a 12 year old girl. Things have been some how falling into my lap, and one of them was that you honestly have to admire the real revolutionaries of music like Led Zeppelin, Mozart, the Beatles, Cavemen, and a bunch of anal old men on different types of drugs ranging from opium to LSD. There is a certain bias to this writing but in retrospect music is what we make it, I mean everything starts off as an unknown idea, and is processed in the mind, then put at a pace. Once the pace is set the Organization of the pace and the different methods, types, and theories all start to build. That is how every aspect of human life starts ranging from music to science to religion to sports to shopping to pregnancy and finally to life, death, and the in between known as HELL. Why are we so organized? There is a structure formed with any discovery to build "professions." Is this advanced psychology? I do not know. All i used to do was smoke weed and ponder on life, then LSD helped in a bit of mental organization. In the words of the late, great George Carlin "They helped open me up. You know, if a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough. Acid and peyote were that way for me." 

There is a scholarly level to any mind opening drug, the extent of reaching an unknown path to the other side of sanity is mixed with a list of virtues that a human can relate with. Not the whole "Honor, Respect, Love, Faith, ETC..." But more like the original Virtues not the crafted by ideal behaviors of society. These virtues have just become the break down of language. Again language is just the thorough examination of human nature and the ability to communicate based of the real virtues of humanity. These virtues are similar to the "Who? What? When? Where? and How?" methods of discovering. You see, they have become a automatic trigger in the brain when something new arrives at our little curious eyes. 

Here is a perfect example, If you walk out side and there was a man, Only wearing a speedo, with a bra on his feet, shoes attached to earrings, and he was standing on one foot on your car. Automatically you will wonder. "Who the hell is this guy? What is he doing on my car? When the fuck were speedos socially acceptable? Where did he come from? and How did he manage to keep the bra on both of his feet while only standing on one foot?" It is common nature. Every need is based off of common thought. The curiosity is listed by the 5 questions (real Virtues) But those are even the products of narrowing down off of humanity. It can come down to "Huh?!" Which is what the original Cavemen thought when they found fire. Then they narrowed it down on its uses, how to make it, When you can and cannot have it, What it is, and so forth. These are simple thoughts that have hit my brain recently.

The CRAZIEST thought to hit me came on a normal day. I was standing there reflecting on history and the pride of a nation(not just america but all nations). And i wondered, How the hell are the people 200 years from now going to look at us? I already got a little freaked out when I read teleportation is possible on a small matter level, as is the recreating of the same matter, something like Double matter. 2 Identical particles down to the atomic level. There will be a change in speed, connection, communication, and transportation in the years to come."